Saturday, January 18, 2014

My 2-year old girl is not afraid of any plasmic substance.

Perk: The little doc is in (I hope). 


Drawback: Or a future B-movie director? Tarantino, where you at?

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Before turning 2 years old, she is able to say “Pocoyo App! Mommy!”.

Perk: That young lass might launch a tech start-up soon.


Drawback: Be ready to get your wallet burned coz she might ask for the latest gadget available.

Friday, July 12, 2013

At 20 months, she is able to jump with her own feet.

Perk: She will have a future either as an athlete (perhaps a volleyball player) or as a dancer.

Drawback: She might use this athleticism in jumping over fences and gates when trying to escape.

Friday, April 26, 2013

It's a very good sign if she can already call you “daddy” at 7-months old.


     Perk: I can now start teaching her some new words to expand her vocabulary.

Drawback: There is a high probability that she will be as talkative (God forbid!) as Kris Aquino.

Thursday, April 04, 2013

Some people say that having a more rotund forehead is a manifestation of higher IQ.


Perk: Your child will have a bright future if she uses that ample size of neurons.

Drawback: If she gave in to peer pressure, she’ll be rockin’ those bangs soon.